1. REFERENCE INTENT Preserve ONLY the visual style, format, pacing and comedic

1. REFERENCE INTENT Preserve ONLY the visual style, format, pacing and comedic rhythm of the source: high-end 3D Pixar/Disney-grade stylized-realism animation, soft studio diffusion, glossy skin highlights, saturated warm palette, tight vertical social-media framing, punchy short-form comedic cadence built on hook → build → reaction → punchline. This is a BRAND-NEW original short — different c...