1. REFERENCE INTENT Preserve ONLY the visual style, format, pacing, and comedic

1. REFERENCE INTENT Preserve ONLY the visual style, format, pacing, and comedic rhythm of the source: glossy Pixar/Disney-grade stylized 3D animation, soft diffused daylight, matte-and-glossy material contrast, gently exaggerated cartoon proportions with hypertrophied expressive eyes, and a punchy silent visual-gag structure (setup → anticipation → impact → delayed reaction → punchline) with z...