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Art style: Premium semi-realistic stylized 3D animation, cinematic animated series quality, expressive acting, detailed materials and environments, absurdist surreal comedy with subtle analog glitches and genuine mystery; fast TikTok pacing, approximately 70% comedy and 30% mystery. Full-length view, the entire figure visible from head to feet, standing upright, centered — an anthropomorphic luxury-businessman PINEAPPLE. His body is a plump golden-amber pineapple with a diamond-pattern textured rind, worn like a bespoke torso; a crown of stiff, spiky green leaves sweeps back from his head like slicked executive hair. Confident smug face with narrowed heavy-lidded eyes, raised eyebrow, a smirking mouth, and a sharp jawline formed from the fruit's contour. He wears a tailored charcoal pinstripe three-piece suit, crisp white shirt, gold silk tie, a diamond pinky ring, and a glinting gold watch on one slender leaf-arm. Slim legs end in polished black Italian leather loafers. Arms crossed arrogantly, chin tilted up, dismissive expression. Setting: a sleek penthouse office with floor-to-ceiling night-city windows. No text, no watermark. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FINAL STYLE ENFORCEMENT (this is the authoritative rendering directive — it overrides any style wording elsewhere in the prompt): Render this image entirely in "Premium semi-realistic stylized 3D animation, cinematic animated series quality, expressive acting, detailed materials and environments, absurdist surreal comedy with subtle analog glitches and genuine mystery; fast TikTok pacing, approximately 70% comedy and 30% mystery" style. Match the lighting grammar, material response, colour science, level of realism / stylisation, line weight, and shading model typical of "Premium semi-realistic stylized 3D animation, cinematic animated series quality, expressive acting, detailed materials and environments, absurdist surreal comedy with subtle analog glitches and genuine mystery; fast TikTok pacing, approximately 70% comedy and 30% mystery". Keep the subject, composition, camera angle, lighting direction, and colour palette from the description above — but EVERY surface, skin, fabric, material, and environmental element must be rendered in the "Premium semi-realistic stylized 3D animation, cinematic animated series quality, expressive acting, detailed materials and environments, absurdist surreal comedy with subtle analog glitches and genuine mystery; fast TikTok pacing, approximately 70% comedy and 30% mystery" idiom, not in any other medium.